You know about David Icke, an' that, and how he reckons that the Royal Family are lizards from outer space or something? Well, if you don't, you do now. David Icke reckons the Royal Family are lizards from outer space or something.
Well, since Prince William and Kate Middleton are operating the heir production line with verve and enthusiasm, there has been ample opportunity to observe their mating habits by means of a tiny camera attached to a pigeon that flies up onto their windowsill and peers in at them.
Because the camera has to be really really small so they don't clock the pigeon is wearing it, the pictures are pretty shit, but nevertheless we have managed to obtain the footage below, and it does indeed appear to confirm David Icke's information: Lizards are produced.
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