Whoever the fuck implemented "DDoS Protection by Cloudflare" is a SPAZZY-ARSED TWAT.
Why? That's easy. Because it DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. What it does do is block access to the fucking website it's on entirely, which is fucking shite.
At the time of writing, an important story being reported in technical news is that of the FBI trying to get a court order forcing Apple to crack some cunt's iphone. (As a side note, I hope they win. Anything that fucks Apple up and puts people off wasting money on their shitey corporate-fascist devices is a good thing in my book.) This has led me to attempt to follow links to the blog of some bod unpronounceably named "zdziarski" who is into this sort of thing.
Note that I say "attempt to follow". Because this blog is behind this stupid bloody "DDoS Protection by Cloudflare" shite, and therefore the links don't fucking work. All that happens is I get a page with the following shitty message on it:
Checking your browser before accessing zdziarski.com.
This process is automatic. Your browser will redirect to your requested content shortly.
Please allow up to 5 seconds...
DDoS protection by CloudFlare
Ray ID: 28bdd3ec67e2347c
...And that is it. The browser does NOT "redirect to my requested content". All it does is RELOAD THE SAME FUCKING PAGE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, at five-second intervals, with a different value for "Ray ID" (whoever the fuck Ray is).
Here is a sample capture of a few iterations of this mindless bollocks: cloudflare-ddos-doesnt-work.pcap.gz
In order to read the content of the actual blog page I have to paste the URL into Google, and then read Google's cached version of the page instead of the actual thing itself. (Oh yes, fucking Googlebot can read it all right, but not a real fucking browser.) And I still can't see the images which are used to illustrate the blog entry, because they aren't displayed on the cached version of the page and the same fucking stupid thing happens if I try to load them. Which is shit.
WELL NO WONDER IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK THEN YOU MORONIC SHITHEADED BASTARDS.
Listen you aneuronic voidskulls. HTTP is a STATELESS protocol. Suck it up. Don't try and dodge it. Don't assume that you can weasel around it somehow. It's fucking stateless, so write your fucking code accordingly. If it relies on client state then it won't fucking work. Well, it might do, but you have no reason to expect it to, and every reason to expect it to break. THIS IS BLEEDING OBVIOUS. Code assuming a capability that the protocol doesn't have and of course it won't fucking work, what the fuck do you expect? Fucking idiots. The only case where it's acceptable to do that sort of shit is when it doesn't bleeding matter if it doesn't work. You most certainly do NOT do it when if it doesn't work you can't even get to the bleeding site at all.
CLOUDFLARE: YOU ARE A BUNCH OF CUNTS FOR WRITING THIS STUPID SHIT THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.
And zdziarski, you are a cunt too for hiding your fucking blog behind this stupid shit that doesn't fucking work.
FIX IT OR LOSE IT, you stupid bastards.
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